Kalashnikov begins with an appeal from de European Parliament to capture Joseph Kony, the greatest war criminal ever, who on top of murdering, raping and turning thousands of children into slaves, he uses them as soldiers for his army.

Vatsyayana claimed that there are eight basic ways of making love and eight main positions. We claim the same thing, only this time in the field of business: there are eight basic ways for a company to face the world.