'If we ever meet again, call me Gwen' is the story of the lurid and vile biography of its unclassifiable protagonist: Chowder Marris, a scriptwriter with such bad luck that he can't even sell one of his scripts.

"Si on se revoit, appelle-moi Gwen" est le récit de la vie scabreuse et misérable de son inclassable héros : Chowder Marris, un scénariste tellement malchanceux qu'il n'arrive pas à vendre un seul de ses scripts.

'If we ever meet again, call me Gwen' is the story of the lurid and vile biography of its unclassifiable protagonist: Chowder Marris, a scriptwriter with such bad luck that he can't even sell one of his scripts.

わたしの名前はロレーナ、歳は――16歳になったけど今は歳がないと言うべきか、16歳で、これから先ずっと16歳と言うべきか。じゃ、こう言えばいいかな。わたしの名前はロレーナ、約1カ月半前から死んでいる。